Godzilla is a milf

faeblesmith:

holyfunnyhistoryherring:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn’t a real rooster. He said he’s a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he’s small, but he has feelings.

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

intervalart:

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ADHD Moments™

amour393:

are u a “I can only have 4 tabs open or I will spontaneously combust” person or a “I have 83 tabs open and at least 12 of them are exactly the same” person

special-support-section:

falcondog587:

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Not sure who made this but I found it funny

sauce btw

homeboygirl:

manhole on the street?????!!?? oh you mean the. oh. well that’s lame